OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
*walks up to a couple* so who of you is the skeleton and who is the fuckboy
imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US
The gif makes the post 666% better
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
if you reblog this or any variation of it i will unfollow you so fast your head will spin right off of your shoulders and into the trash where it belongs
being genderfluid and pansexual means that no matter who i date, it is both a gay and a straight relationship. schrodinger’s gay.
Warning! You should be Ogre 18 to view this, but I won’t stop you if you aren’t.
Does this even need explaining?